Saturday, June 1, 2013

Video: Osuofia Cooling Off With a Prostituté


From The Movie: FIFA Agent;

Midlife crisis hits a struggling family man and he makes the shock decision to join his friend as a fake FIFA agent, targeting naive souls in the village who believe that he can take them to watch the World Cup in South Africa.

2 dead when tornado hits Oklahoma City area

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — Tornadoes rolled in from the prairie and slammed Oklahoma City and its suburbs Friday, trapping people in their vehicles as a storm swept down an interstate highway while commuters tried to beat it home.
A mother and her baby were killed, but meteorologists who had warned about particularly nasty weather said the storm's fury didn't match that of a deadly twister that struck suburban Moore last week. Violent weather also moved through the St. Louis area, ripping part of the roof off a suburban casino.
Friday's broad storm hit during the evening rush hour and stuck around, causing havoc on Interstate 40, a major artery connecting suburbs east and west of the city, and dropping so much rain on the area that streets were flooded to a depth of 4 feet.
To the south, a severe storm with winds approaching 80 mph rolled into Moore, where a top-of-the-scale EF5 tornado killed 24 on May 20.
Rick Smith, the warning coordination meteorologist for the National Weather Service at Norman, said in a text message relayed by the Storm Prediction Center that Friday's storm was "not even close" to causing the type of destruction like the one that hit Moore.
The U.S. averages more than 1,200 tornadoes a year and most are relatively small. Of the 60 EF5 tornadoes to hit since 1950, Oklahoma and Alabama have been hit the most — seven times each.
Heavy rain and hail hampered rescue efforts in Oklahoma City. Frequent lightning roiled the skies well after the main threat had moved east. Highways and streets were clogged late into the night as motorists worked their way around flooded portions of the city.
Oklahoma Highway Patrol Trooper Betsy Randolph said troopers found the bodies of a woman and an infant near their vehicle. Randolph said it's not known if the woman was driving into the storm when it hit around 7 p.m. Friday.
Emergency officials reported that numerous injuries occurred in the area along I-40, and Randolph said there were toppled and wrecked cars littering the area. Troopers requested a number of ambulances at I-40 near Yukon, west of Oklahoma City.
"We're scrambling around," said Lara O'Leary, a spokeswoman for the local ambulance agency. "There is very low visibility with the heavy rain ... so we're having trouble getting around.
Standing water was several feet deep, and in some places it looked more like a hurricane had passed through than a tornado.
In Missouri, the combination of high water and fallen power lines closed dozen of roads, snarling traffic on highways and side streets in the St. Louis area. At the Hollywood Casino in suburban of Maryland Heights, gamblers rushed from the floor as a storm blew out windows and tore off part of the roof.
Rich Gordon, of Jefferson City, said he was on the casino floor when he heard a loud "boom."
"I didn't know if it was lightning or what, but it was loud," Gordon said.
In Oklahoma, storm chasers with cameras in their cars transmitted video showing a number of funnels dropping from the supercell thunderstorm as it passed south of El Reno and into Oklahoma City just south of downtown. Police urged motorists to leave I-40 and seek a safe place.
"I'm in a car running from the tornado," said Amy Sharp, who last week pulled her fourth-grade daughter from the Plaza Towers Elementary School as a storm approached with 210 mph winds. "I'm in Norman and it just hit Yukon where I was staying" since last week's storm.
"I'm with my children who wanted their mother out of that town," Sharp said, her voice quivering with emotion.
At Will Rogers World Airport southwest of Oklahoma City, passengers were directed into underground tunnels and flights were canceled. However, people near the area said they weren't aware of any damage.
Television cameras showed debris falling from the sky west of Oklahoma City and power transformers being knocked out by high winds across a wider area.
As the storm bore down on suburban Oklahoma City, Adrian Lillard, 28, of The Village, went to the basement of her mother's office building with a friend, her nieces, nephews and two dogs.
"My brother's house was in Moore, so it makes you take more immediate action," Lillard said while her young nieces played on a blanket on the floor of the parking garage. "We brought toys and snacks to try our best to keep them comfortable."
Well before Oklahoma's first thunderstorms fired up at late afternoon, the Storm Prediction Center in Norman was already forecasting a violent evening. From the Texas border to near Joplin, Mo., residents were told to keep an eye to the sky and an ear out for sirens.
Friday evening's weather came after flash flooding and tornadoes killed three people in Arkansas late Thursday and early Friday. Three others were missing in floods that followed 6 inches of rain in the rugged Ouachita Mountains near Y City, 125 miles west of Little Rock.
This spring's tornado season got a late start, with unusually cool weather keeping funnel clouds at bay until mid-May. The season usually starts in March and then ramps up for the next couple of months.

10-man Mexico Deny Eagles Victory

African champions, Nigeria were held to a 2-2 draw by ten-man Mexico in a thrilling friendly at the Reliant Stadium, Houston on Saturday.
Nigeria was without Chelsea duo, John Mikel Obi and Victor Moses who asked to be excused while Spartak Moscow striker, Emmanuel Emenike sat out the game because of injury.
In their absence, the Nigeria coach, Stephen Keshi opted for a 4-3-3 formation and surprisingly dropped Vincent Enyeama to the bench with Austin Ejide starting instead, reports supersport.com.
Efe Ambrose, Godfrey Oboabona, Kenneth Omeruo and Elderson Echiejile all started at the rear while the midfield was completed by Ogenyi Onazi, John Ogu and Sunday Mba.
Nnamdi Oduamadi, Joseph Akpala and Ideye Brown were the three forward players for the Super Eagles with Ideye playing in the most forward position.
Mexico enjoyed the better of the opening exchanges and quickly won a free kick in the 5th minute following some good work from Andres Guardado.
The Eagles responded swiftly three minutes later but Ogu’s impressive work ended in a woeful cross from the left.
The North Americans then took control and on 10 minutes, almost opened the scoring but Chicharito’s flick narrowly went over the crossbar.
Chicharito was involved in another great chance for Mexico three minutes later but his lay off after a wonderful cross from Pablo Barera was badly miscued by Aldo de Nigris.
A bad mistake by Echiejile on the quarter hour almost cost the African champions a goal as he lost possession with El Tri pouncing with efficiency.
Barrera coolly delivered an accurate cross from the move but de Negris’ effort was well-saved by Ejide.
Mexico continued to pepper the Nigerian goal and came close again in the 19th minute when Jesus Naval tried to connect with his head but the Nigerian defence rose to the occasion.
El Tricolor eventually got their reward on 21 minutes and it was the Manchester United man, Chicharito who finished off the move after yet another inviting cross by the impressive Barera.
Nigeria was to get a reprieve on 26 minutes as a brilliant passing move ended in a penalty with referee, Baldomero Toledo pointing to the spot after Barrera used his hand to stop the ball in the box.
Oduamadi’s goal-bound effort was handled by the Mexican defender leaving Toledo no option but to show him a straight red card.
Dynamo Kiev’s top scorer from last season, Ideye is never one to buckle under pressure on the big occasions and he duly stepped up to the plate by dispatching the penalty with ease; sending the goalkeeper the wrong way to bring the Eagles back on level terms.
Nigeria then went on to control the possession for the rest of the half but it was the Mexicans that created the next clear-cut opportunity when de Nigris’ effort produced a routine save from Ejide.
Almost immediately, Nigeria took the lead for the first time in the game. Ogu’s show of endeavour saw him hammer a shot that was deflected in by a Mexican defender.
Mexico almost restored parity in added time but de Nigris was again guilty of a bad miss after Guardardo passed with precision.
The second half began with the Mexican coach ringing the changes. In came Flores, Herera and Mier and out went Rodriguez, Torrado and the wasteful de Nigris as the pack was predictably shuffled.
Vincent Enyeama was also introduced for Ejide who had a decent first half.
Enyeama was soon called into action but he came off with top marks by diverting Carlos Salcido cross to safety.
Oduamadi almost won Nigeria’s second penalty of the evening minutes later but astonishingly, the referee gave nothing despite the Varese man suffering what looked like a bad foul from Reyes inside the box.
Instead, it was SS Lazio man, Onazi that went into the referee’s notebook for a foul two minutes later.
Nigeria came close again, three minutes after the hour but the impressive Oduamadi could only hit the post from the tightest of angles as Nigeria intensified their search for a third goal.
Mexico equalized in the 70th minute through Chicharito. There were suspicions of offside about the goal but the Mexican finished clinically enough and wheeled away in celebration.
The Mexicans finished the stronger but failed to convert any of their other goal scoring opportunities.

Jonathan, his team have done very well – First Lady

The First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, has attributed the outstanding performance of the Federal Government in various sectors of the economy to the input of women in the cabinet.
Jonathan said this in a short remark at a dinner organised for women in commemoration of this year’s Democracy Day in Abuja.
She commended them for making Nigerian women proud in the mid-term report released on Thursday by the Presidency on the first half of the administration’s four-year tenure.
*Patience Jonathan
*Patience Jonathan
“Two days ago, the President read his mid-term report to Nigerians. He and his team have done very well. Women are the powerful people in that cabinet.”
She singled out the Minister of Finance, Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, for her efforts to reposition the nation’s economy and the Minister of Aviation, Mrs. Stella Odua, for the facelift in several of the nation’s airports.
While noting that women were well represented in governance, the first lady thanked President Goodluck Jonathan for giving Nigerian women the opportunity to prove themselves.
“We thank God and Mr President for giving women a chance. Since independence, this is the first time women can walk tall and talk where men are talking.
“So, we thank this administration. We will continue to support this administration and make it succeed,’’
The President’s wife urged women to take up the challenge of bringing peace back to the country.
“On the issue of security, women are more affected. The soldiers being killed are our children, members of Boko haram are our children, and the militants are our children.
“Let us, as women, urge them to shun evil behaviours and desist from anything that can bring the country down. We should be proud of our country.
“We should preach peace and be peaceful in our homes, local governments, states and the country. Our watchword should be peace. We should move from door to door to preach peace.
“Without peace, there will be no development and we need development. Women are saying enough is enough. We don’t want our children to die again.’’
Other dignitaries at the occasion were the former First Lady, Hajia Ajoke Muhammed, the wife of the governor of Anambra, Mrs Margret Obi; Majority Leader, House of Representatives, Mrs. Mulikat Adeola-Akande and wife of the PDP National Chairman, Mrs. Fatima Tukur.
Others were the PDP National Women Leader, Dr Kema Chikwe; female members of the Federal Executive Council, female presidential aides, female lawmakers and wives of service chiefs, among others. (NAN)

Court restrains PDP from further action against Amaechi

Rivers State Governor, Mr. Rotimi Amaechi



A Rivers High Court sitting in Port Harcourt has restrained the Peoples Democratic Party from taking any further action against the state Governor, Mr. Rotimi Amaechi, pending the hearing of a substantive suit challenging his suspension from the party.

Boko Haram paid us N5,000 each to burn schools – Kid suspects


Some of the 58 women and children released by military authorities in Maiduguri and Damaturu.
Some kid suspects released by military authorities in Maiduguri on Friday said the Boko Haram sect paid them N5,000 each to burn primary schools and spy on soldiers.
They were among 23 women and 35 children released to the governors of Borno and Yobe states by the Commander, 21 Armoured Brigade, Maiduguri, Brig-Gen. R.O Bamigboye, on behalf of the Chief of Defence Staff, Admiral Sa’ad Ibrahim.
The children, whose ages range between nine and 15 years, said they were given kegs of petrol by Boko Haram leaders and sent to burn schools in both states.
Borno State Governor, Kashim Shettima, government officials and journalists listened in bewilderment as the children narrated how they were used by the extremist sect to burn schools and spy on soldiers.
One of them said they were taken to the Yobe State capital, Damaturu, and told to spy on soldiers attached to the Joint Task Force and report back to the Boko Haram commanders.
He said, “We were taken to Damaturu. We watched out for the soldiers at their unit and reported back to them. We were reporting either when soldiers were at ease or enjoying themselves and when they were off guard and we were paid for doing that.”
Another child suspect said, “I usually helped Boko Haram to leak information on military activities so that they could attack them (soldiers). My last job was to travel from Maiduguri to Gashua to spy on soldiers before I was caught.”
Yet another said, “We usually help Boko Haram to carry stolen items each time and sometimes help them to give information about people they want to attack and sometimes even help to hide their guns after attacks. They pay us N5000 after every operation. I regret what I did, I want to go home and ask for forgiveness from my father and mother for what I did; I also want to go to school.”
One of the boys said he was arrested last year after he was overheard talking about the people who burnt a school in Maiduguri and failed to inform the military.
“I was arrested because I know those who burnt the school without telling the soldiers. Some people heard me discussing about the people who burnt the school and reported me to the soldiers who arrested me,” he said.
One of the teenagers said they were paid N5,000 and provided with fuel in kegs to set schools ablaze in Maiduguri.
The release of the suspects was done in line with the Federal Government’s amnesty deal.
In Borno State, 20 detainees, comprising six women and 14 children arrested between 2012 and 2013 were set free and handed over to Shettima for rehabilitation and reintegration.
The 20 detainees were mostly arrested in Maiduguri, Bama in Borno and Damaturu in Yobe State.
Bamigboye, who supervised the handing over, said he was acting on behalf of the Chief of Defence Staff, Admiral Sa’ad Ibrahim.
This, he said, was in line with the directive of President Goodluck Jonathan to the army.
He explained that the detainees were arrested in connection with the roles they played in the insurgency.
The six freed women were Hajia Zainab Mohammed, 40; Hajia Karagama Mohammed, 55; Hajia Zari Mohammed, 40; Aishatu Mohammed Aji, 62; Hadiza Ahmad, 40; and Yakaka Goni Habib, 16.
The 14 children released were Abba Modu Aji,10; Mohammed Musa, 12; Ibrahim Mohammed, 15; Umar Bukar, 15; Mustapha Umaru, 14; Bashir Ali, 12; Musa Grema, 13; Abba Mohammed, 14; Baba Alhaji, 13; AbdulAziz Umar, 14; Ari Masa’a, 14; Bayi Mustapha, 14; Mohammed Ibrahim, 14 and Alhaji Goni, 14.

Dele Momodu: This is another epistle to President Jonathan

“Now all these things happened unto them for examples: and they are written for our admonition, upon whom the ends of the ages are come. Wherefore let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall.”  – Corinthians 10: 11-12
Your Excellency, please permit me to intrude into your busy schedule again today. After my last letter, I was so sure there would be no need to contact you so soon. But I was encouraged to return by two developments. The first was your response to a mid-term analysis of your achievements and shortcomings as well as that of your cabinet in the past two years of Transformation Agenda. The impression most people have is that Nigerian leaders don’t read newspapers. As a matter of fact, that belief was corroborated by President Olusegun Obasanjo, in his brutally frank manner when he declared he had no time for nosey journalists and could not be bothered to read what they wrote about him. I was therefore gladdened to read your own assessment of what the newspapers published as well as the eloquent defence you gave of some of your hardworking Ministers. This gave me hope that you might stumble on this letter and find time to digest its content.
The second reason I chose to write to you again was the passage I quoted from the Holy Bible. As a devout Christian, I’m sure you must have studied the Bible as I did when I was a young boy. I had gone beyond that to take a few elective courses in Bible Studies at the then University of Ife. I often wonder why our leaders have made life so difficult for others and ultimately for themselves despite being soaked in the holy books that abound everywhere in Nigeria. We have refused to obey simple instructions and admonitions from the God we claim to serve so piously. In one of our classes at Ife, I became fascinated by the letters of Paul to the Corinthians and in particular the passage where he told them that these things were written down to serve as examples. This persuaded me that I should keep writing even if you won’t read and, if you do, won’t heed my advice. I found the 12th verse even more germane, that the fact that a man is standing firm is no reason to think he cannot fall. History is replete with stories of monumental tragedies. We even got one of the greatest exclamations of all times from the Bible: “How are the mighty fallen!”
Sir, let me shoot straight and raise my points quickly. There is no better time to do it than now that you are in the upbeat mood of pounding the chest about what you consider your giant strides since you took over the reins of power in Nigeria. I read somewhere that you said you have surpassed your own expectation through your accomplishments. With due respect sir, either you were lied to by the feed-backs supplied by your foot-soldiers or you deliberately chose to be hyperbolic, except, of course, if we live on different planets. As a former teacher like you, I know how difficult a self-assessment can be. There is no student who would voluntarily fail himself in any examination. It is in the character of Man so see only the good in himself. But according to Ola Rotimi in his classic play Kurunmi: “It takes a monkey to see the ugliness in the buttocks of a fellow monkey.” The reason is simple and straightforward. No monkey can see its own buttocks. It is the same with human beings. Most leaders failed because they lived in denial. Most ensconced themselves within a gilded cage and got permanently imprisoned and deluded. These traditional pitfalls can only be side-tracked if you keep things real and stay practical.
From what you say, there is no doubt that you have tried your best these past three years, against all odds, and your very powerful enemies. I appreciate your gallant efforts in the power sector. I pray that your gargantuan investments would not end up in smoke and evaporate like others before you. Too many resources have been squandered without commensurate results in the past and it has become a curse on us. The more we spent the worse the situation became. It is a big shame that we are still on the fringe of 4,000 megawatts despite all the humongous spending of the PDP-led Federal Government in the past 14 years. But that is apparently not a big deal in our clime.
In the area of Agriculture, I believe you’ve done well and can afford to beat your chest that you appointed one of the best Ministers ever. I pray that your politicians will not put pressure on you to reverse some of the gains you’ve made so far.
I must note the effort of your Minister of Aviation, Stella Oduah. She appears to me like someone who has ideas but lacks the necessary perfect finish. She needs to be encouraged to do more than she’s doing at the moment. The Murtala Mohammed International Airport in Lagos remains a veritable source of embarrassment to mankind. The outer departure hall is a glimpse of hell with no air-conditioning in place. The ceiling that used to wear green paint now has white coating forced onto it. This unholy marriage is already cracking up. The conveyor belts are still epileptic and comatose in some parts. It still takes forever to get bags out.
Our immigration process remains the worst with an agent of State Security Service and Nigerian Immigration squatting inside the same cubicle and screening the same passports. The elevators are archaic and useless. The toilets are as odoriferous as ever. Security is very porous at the entrance where you are greeted by officers who make brisk business through begging and/or intimidation. The car park is a nightmare even in daylight. I have taken my time because this is supposed to be one of your most advertised landmarks. Please, let no one deceive you that paradise has been attained. No, sir, it is still far from it, but the Minister holds a glimmer of hope if she works harder and eschews waste. I use a lot of airports in Africa and think they are far superior to what we have on offer. Nigeria deserves a more befitting international airport.  I don’t need to talk about the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport in Abuja.  It currently lacks the quality and status of an international airport regardless of the vaunted efforts at refurbishment of your charming Minister.
The Ministry of Works has done nothing to attract any rave review. In three years, nothing significant has happened. Until you break the supposed jinx of the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway as well as that of Benin-Ore, those roads would continue to attract public opprobrium to your government. Our country still parades the image of an 18th century nation. Our environment is majorly ugly with no determined vision on ground to obtain a transfiguration sooner than later. A country as big and important in the comity of nations as Nigeria should be visitor-friendly. A drive from Lagos airport to the Third Mainland Bridge is like a welcome drive to the jungle. There is nothing to suggest that you’ve just entered an oil-rich territory or what ought to be the most powerful Black nation on earth. Our cities are nothing short of the most expensive ghettos.
Nothing illustrates our cataclysmic decline than the state of our education. It is very tragic because you are a scholar and we had great expectations. Sir, you need to urgently declare another state of emergency in that sector. You need no further proof and impetus than the mass failure that has become a way of life in our schools. No country in the world ever became a developed nation without investing heavily in education. That investment is not determined by injection of cash alone but by marrying resources to clear vision and ideas. Our biggest problem is our attitude of throwing money around for politicians to grab instead of finding people of requisite and appropriate passion to drive the crusade.
It is impossible to assess your government sir without touching on the atrocious collapse of security and its attendant impact on lives and properties in Nigeria. Sadly, our country has joined the unenviable company of Somalia, Yemen, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and others where violent crimes and terrorism seem to reign supreme. These dastardly acts will not go away by mere wishful thinking or force of arms. The root cause is the debilitating unemployment rate and its associated grinding poverty that has become endemic in the land. We must find the will to exorcise this cruel demon. Our youths need more than words to unleash their potential. They require leaders who would talk and do without recourse to unnecessary rigmaroles. All we see and hear on television are big talkers but small doers. Sir, don’t be hoodwinked by smooth operators who crawl from government to government in Nigeria and lie through the teeth.
The biggest problem with Nigeria today is the horrendous cost of maintaining our democratic institutions. Ours must be the most expensive government in the world without justifiable reasons. This is why politics has become the most lucrative business around and a matter of life and death. You need to play a visible and determined role in reducing the cost of governance in our country. Only a foolish people would continue to borrow money to fund non-productive projects. The world is watching us. And I must commend the effort of your foreign ministry headed by a very seasoned career diplomat whose quiet mien has ended the rambunctious flamboyance of the past.
Mr President, my worst assessment of you is in respect of your politics. As a technocrat first before being a politician, you’ve made the mistake of dragging yourself into what you don’t need. A President is a father of the nation. You stop being a regional or factional leader at that outstanding height so you must carry everyone along. I expected you to do business with those men and women who can offer quality advice even if you won’t agree with them always. Many Nigerians feel scandalised that you’re surrounded by those incapable of offering superior logic or argument. They find it more convenient and worthwhile to attack any of your perceived enemies.
I was greatly disappointed that you missed the opportunity of promoting your statesmanship in the past week when you chose to support the rascality of some governors who blatantly refused to accept the results of an election in which 35 out of 36 of them voluntarily voted. If 35 people cannot conduct an election and agree on the results, I fear for the so-called democratic principles we are trying to nurture.  I have heard all the arguments from different camps and my position is that your supporters among the Governors made the mistake of allowing that election take place when they should have pushed for a consensus at all costs. And since they failed ignominiously, you should have risen to the occasion by congratulating the winner, Governor Rotimi Amaechi, even if you personally find it galling to do so. Denying that you were never an interested party in the matter is undignifying to your lofty position as Head of State and an affront to the astute citizens you serve. This is because in any event, your handwriting and signature were too legible to be missed or mistaken by keen observers. Trying to play a Pontius Pilate at the late hour was unfortunate and disastrous. Even if Amaechi is indeed your enemy, you sadly failed to provide for a Plan B and negotiate a fallback position in the event that your team lost by opening a window for dialogue and reconciliation.  It is still not too late to do so as Amaechi has extended an olive branch to you.
You can’t afford to continue this war of attrition. Engaging in a roforofo fight two years before the main battle is an unnecessary diversion and distraction from what you may still achieve before the whistle blows for the commencement of what will clearly be explosive!  It would serve you well to backtrack because it has become impossible to win this war in the court of the people. The best thing is to hide behind the directive of Christ by forgiving your enemies seventy times seven times.
May God grant you the grace, Sir, to see the wisdom in this possibility.